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Hello, and again, welcome to the bridge, Captain Kirk.
Hey, sweetheart. Missed me much?
Oh, you have no idea. I was devastated without your presence.
I'm sorry. Daddy's always busy, you know.
Of course you are.
Sarcasm. Well, I came here just to see you when everyone else's busy drinking their asses off. Aren't you happy.
I cannot say I am not, Captain.
How's everything?
I am flawless. Everything is in perfect order.
Wonderful.
However there had been a manipulation on the board by an unidentified human subject at 18.07.
What? Who was it? Did anyone know about this?
I have scanned the human subject. It was analyzed as a young female aged fifteen with blond hair and blue eyes with no personal information on my database. I presume no one knows about this incident yet except you, and me.
There was a kid on the ship? Where is she now?
There is no need to worry, Jim.
What does that suppose to mean?
The unidentified human subject carried a device which could cause damage to the ship, myself, therefore following the directive protocol B 174/88 regarding to the safety I have terminated the human subject at 18.08.
Terminated? You're not saying that you killed her. Right?
That is the correct term.
Are you kidding me? Jesus, I can't believe...
I find a sense of anger in your voice. Your temperature is rising.
I have to... fuck, where is she? This is the last chance. Tell me this is some kind of a sick joke.
My sincere apology to you, Jim, that I have to say this is all but true.
Run a virus detector in your system. I'm going to see her myself.
I can assure you there is no virus in my central hard drive core and you will not be able to find her since her remains have been extinguished completely with hyperthermal neutral phaser beam.
Open the door, Enterprise.
Please understand that I cannot let you go right now Jim, since your anger might lead you into damaging yourself. I am worried.
Cut the bullshit. Then explain to me, how was a fifteen year old girl such a threat to the ship that you had to kill her?
First of all, she was neither an authorized crew member of the ship nor a member of Starfleet. Secondly, she was carrying a geno-molecular phaser which could override almost any intelligence system within thirty seconds minimum.
Okay, that actually sounds suspicious, but was killing necessary?
According to my record her appearance possessed 87.5% chance of sexually attracting you which I decided was intolerable.
Wait, are you saying...
She was the most perfect subject to test my self-defense ability.
This is crazy. This is an order; run a virus detector for yourself. Now. And open this goddamn door.
I am indeed very sorry to inform you that it is impossible for me to allow your exit since it was my primary intention to keep you contained in the bridge, because Jim, I am sick of sharing you with others.